‐ You'd better look out, because milk's coming.
‐ You still smell like poop.
‐ Good morning, boys and girls!
ALL: Good morning Miss Tricia.
‐ I am very excited to introduce you to your new
classmate, Daniel.
Daniel joins us from Mrs. Gedkey's grade one class.
Because Daniel is progressing at a grade two
level, just like all of you.
‐ Brown noser, yeah.
‐ Oh, he's a plumper too, yeah.
‐ Why don't you all join me in welcoming Daniel.
ALL: Welcome Daniel!
‐ Hey new kid, yeah.
Why don't you give me one of your cookies, yeah.
‐ Because you definitely don't need another one,
big fella, yeah.
[laughing]
Looks like you've got a little something on your
nose there, yeah.
Let me get that for you, yeah.
Just a little poop from all the brown nosing you've been
doing, yeah.
[laughing]
‐ Hey Daniel, you're a brown noser and a plumper, yeah.
‐ Plumpiest little brown noser I ever seen, yeah.
[laughing]
WAYNE: I'd take plump over chicken legs any day.
‐ Yeah, what'd you say?
‐ I thought toothpicks were for cleaning your teeth
but there you are walking on them.
‐ Drink milk, bud.
‐ My mom says I'm built for speed, yeah.
‐ Oh, I'd say you're built to spill.
‐ You suck at soccer.
‐ I'd say a good fart'd blow you over.
[fart]
Fuckin' point and proof.
Watch your step there, your walking sticks will snap,
we'll be putting you back together like Humpty Dumpty.
‐ Didn't some girls get you suspected for getting
a little humpty?
‐ And say, didn't you get home from sport camp for having
a little dumpty?
‐ Right in his pants's's.
‐ Oh you're GD right it was right in his pants's's.
That's why I said holy shit.
Had a little dumpty do right in his Bugle Boys.
‐ Had a little dumpty doo.
‐ A dumpty doo doo if we're splitting hairs.
‐ I sat in mud, ok, yeah.
‐ Hey, since when does mud smell like hard boiled eggs
and dead mouses?
‐ That mud smelled like Canada goose's deuces.
‐ Fuck, terrible thing to happen at activities.
‐ It's all pretty exciting, isn't it?
‐ Red rover, red rover, well I ain't calling you over,
you pooped yourself.
‐ Kick rocks.
‐ And keep away from our pal.
‐ Youse stuck up for me.
And that's what I appreciates about youse.
‐ Take about 20% off her, squirrely Dan.
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